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From: ? horny ? (Dec 13, 2024 21:38 EST)
What an ass on this gal
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From: ? FSDGV ? (Apr 27, 2004 09:22 EDT)
BOOTY TIME
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From: ? VaughanC ? (May 18, 2004 11:37 EDT)
I'd ask her out on a date and charm her with my good looks, great personality and super-sensitivity. I'd respect her in every way and not try to touch her. After we'd been out for a while she'd say "we can do it now," but I'd say "no, honey, not 'til we're married." At this point I'd take out the engagement ring. Tiffani would accept with tears in her eyes. We'd save ourselves for each other and wait until our wedding night. We'd be married in a small village church in Ireland with the reception at a 600-year-old castle packed with our celebrity friends. Unknown to Tiffani, I'd have bought a large jar of vaseline in the village store, the one where the sales girl said "there now, grand" as she handed me the jar and the change. I'd use this vaseline on my cock and Tiffani's exquisitely tight anus as I plundered her for the first time up her shitter. I would take her anally a further two times on our wedding night. She would love it. We would return to California to live at our millionaire pad by the sea, me buggering Tiffani endlessly to the sounds of breaking waves. Eventually Tiffani would realise, despite how much she enjoys having her shitter filled with my spunk, that her pussy is not going to get plundered. I will have kissed it on our wedding night and not touched it since. Finally, after about a year, Tiffani will sue for divorce, claiming "unnatural acts", on the advice of her lawyer. I will dispute this, saying how much Tiffani enjoyed our sex, but will be forced to admit, much to my shame, that she is sill "virga intacta". At this point everyone will know I've been up Tiffani's shitter non-stop for a year but haven't gone anywhere near her pussy. The judge, looking uncannily like Judge Judy, will rule in favour of Tiffani in a blaze of publicity. I will have the last laugh, however, with all the gorgeous celebrities who love it up the poop-chute bitch-brawling in their attempts to go out with me. I promise to do my best to satisfy their anal cravings.
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From: ? ASSTRAL TRAVELOR ? (Jun 02, 2004 09:15 EDT)
BUMVOYAGE
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From: ? Eric ? (Oct 05, 2004 04:03 EDT)
That's right get ready girl!!!!!
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From: ? Joe ? (Oct 10, 2004 01:09 EDT)
VaughnC - u weak-ass motherfucker if thats ur fantasy then uve gotta have a good think about your sexuality, or even humanity u scary-ass fucken wierdo!
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From: ? radical ? (Oct 11, 2004 20:11 EDT)
oh kelly kapowski! you've come a long ways since saved by the bell :)
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From: ? BEN DOVER - " REAR ' IN " - TO GO ? (Nov 28, 2004 15:24 EST)
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